{"product_id":"unisex-hoodie-1","title":"📜 THE ALCHEMIST HOODIE – \"MIN-MAX IS MY THERAPY\"","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe perfect gear for the true masters of stats.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWhile others just play, you calculate. You study tables, optimize damage curves, test armor combinations, and aren't satisfied until you've squeezed every last drop of potential out of your character. For you, it's not stress—it's pure relaxation. It's your therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"Min-Max Is My Therapy\" Hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e celebrates the high art of character optimization in an epic dark-fantasy look. The circular design combines weathered, metallic runic lettering with delicate, alchemical geometric lines, lying on the chest like an ancient summoning ritual. Noble, dark, and an absolute statement for any core gamer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThe legendary stats of this Heavy Hoodie:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMystic High-Detail Print:\u003c\/b\u003e The oxidized bronze look of the letters and the wafer-thin, golden alchemy circles are printed with razor-sharp precision and truly shine against the deep black background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTheorycraft-Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from a heavy, ultra-soft cotton blend with a cozy brushed interior. Keeps you absolutely warm and comfortable when nights spent with Excel spreadsheets and build planners stretch on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEndless Durability:\u003c\/b\u003e Thanks to robust double-stitched construction and high-quality, pre-shrunk fabric, this hoodie retains its perfect fit even after countless dungeon runs and washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Some call it obsession with detail. We call it the only true way to dominate the game. Min-max is my therapy.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e🛠️ Technical Specifications (For the Detail Lovers):\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Comfortable, modern unisex hoodie with a practical kangaroo pocket on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium cotton-polyester blend (heavy fabric that keeps you comfortably warm and is extremely durable).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Alchemical runic look – an intelligent gaming statement that also works perfectly as stylish streetwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eGrindAndGear\u003c\/b\u003e ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at \u003cb\u003eAlexKuprevicius@t-online.de\u003c\/b\u003e or write to us \u003cb\u003eDrosteiweg 3, 25421 Pinneberg.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"GrindandGear","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":57446014943563,"sku":"7570258_5530","price":43.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":57446014976331,"sku":"7570258_5531","price":43.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":57446015009099,"sku":"7570258_5532","price":43.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":57446015041867,"sku":"7570258_5533","price":43.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":57446015074635,"sku":"7570258_5534","price":45.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":57446015107403,"sku":"7570258_5535","price":45.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1048\/3856\/2123\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-6a16082332a9d.jpg?v=1779828784","url":"https:\/\/grindandgear.shop\/en\/products\/unisex-hoodie-1","provider":"GrindandGear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}